Dear Readers,
Hell kinda sucks. I am currently in the Ninth Circle of hell in the icy waters with Satan. For my betrayal of King Duncan and Banquo, I have been sentenced to the worst fate in Hell besides being in Satan's mouth like Judas. I will be stuck here forever, unable to escape this eternal torment, besides to blog every once in a while, but the thing is, my hands are cold, giving me the worst punishment of typing slowly and painfully with frostbite fingers. I have had time to reflect, and after a lot of thought, it still isn't my fault. I only listened to four women,the witch and the three weird sisters. If only I was not so easily swayed. I must go, for Satan calls for me again. This is Macbeth signing off, good day.
-JW
3 comments:
You are finally getting what you deserve.
Well I'm glad you got what you deserved. See you around in the afterlife.
You finally have received the punishment you deserve. I can rejoice you errant,fat-kidneyed toad. I do find it odd that we can continue to use technology after we die...
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